Posted by: kevinfortruth | January 13, 2014

Wake Up Chris Christie


This is a parody of Wake Up Little Susie and it is about the scandal dealing with the George Washington Bridge lane closures at Ft. Lee, New Jersey.

The parody lyrics play to the tune of Wake Up Little Susie by Phil and Don Everly.  Anyone wanting to refresh their memory of the tune and/or the original lyrics, do a search, “Wake Up Little Susie lyrics” and you will find a dozen or so links that either deal only with the lyrics or a video of the song or both.  Enjoy!

Wake up, Chris Christie, wake up

Wake up, Chris Christie, wake up

You threw me under the bus, wake up, Chris Christie, and weep

The scandal’s over, the Feds are knocking, we’re in trouble deep

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, well

Whatta you gonna tell your wife

Whatta you gonna tell your kids

Whatta you gonna tell Roger Ailes when he says “ooh-la-la”

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, well

I emailed Wildstein just like you said

But, Christie baby, looks like we lost our heads

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, it’s time to resign

I told you four days were just too much

Well, Christie baby, looks like we’re out of touch

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, it’s time to resign

Wake up, Chris Christie, wake up

Wake up, Chris Christie, wake up

We both screwed up, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, you gotta resign…..

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, you gotta resign…..

Wake up Chris Christie

Wake up Chris Christie, you gotta resign…..

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